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BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND! BEST SELLER FOR KIDS JOKE BOOKS! Why shouldn't you download the iceberg app? It'll sync your phone! Laughter is medicine to the soul - which is exactly what your kids will be doing with our Don't Laugh Challenge - 2nd Edition! The challenge is for the players to sit facing each other at eye level and take turns reading jokes to each other. Each laugh = 1 point! First person to 3 points is crowned the Don't Laugh MASTER! This...
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GREAT GIFT FOR KIDS! Sneak peek at our Try Not to Laugh Challenge jokes: Did you hear about the golfer's socks? There was a hole-in-one! That is just one of many hilarious jokes this book has to offer! Invite friends and family to sit down, take turns reading jokes aloud, and trying NOT to laugh at these corny jokes! Our book includes 3 levels for both our Silly and Corny categories along with our twisty Tongue Twisters! Grab one for your kiddos or...
84) Bib Ballads
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This early work by Ring Lardner was originally published in 1915 and we are now republishing it with a brand new introduction. 'Bib Ballads' contains a selection of poetry. Ring Lardner was born in Niles, Michigan in 1885. He studied engineering at the Armour Institute of Technology in Chicago, but did not complete his first semester. In 1907, Lardner obtained his first job as journalist with the South Bend Times. Six years later, he published his...
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Folk-verse stories for older children* up through to elder,s who are still young-at-heart. From light to dark, from humour to horror, from flatulent dragons to the battlefields of Ragnarok, it's an eclectic gamut of meter and rhyme that should appeal to fans of Casey at the Bat or The Cremation of Sam McGee. (18 000+ words)
*Occasional mild profanity such as excrement, derrier, Hades, etc. Philosophical questionings may be present.
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How would you feel if you found you were lost on a riverbank in Dwarf City?
Would you expect to find yourself captured by a dark witch, in a charming tale of good against evil?
And would you anticipate transportation into another world, where you are chased by a Wizard in an exciting adventure around the UK Canal system?
Magic and mystery, friendship and history, this is a charming tale of good against evil.
The backdrop of the old canal intertwined...
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Panoplie de textes savoureux
Quelques rimes humoristiques et distrayantes qui présentent des aspects du monde moderne vus par un soit-disant « vieux monsieur », habité par la joie de vivre !
Machisme, rires, bagarres, sport, amour, mariage, argent, religion, shopping, parentalité, amitiés, santé, langue moderne, politique, fatuité, tatouages, robotisation, musique, informatique, trafic, le paradis, la retraite...presque tout y est pour vous...
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A man and woman fight and count their way through a zombie horde in this twisted, illustrated parody of a children's counting book.
When being chased by ten little zombies (no matter how cute they are), your only option is to systematically destroy them one by one, or else become zombie number eleven. In this love story wrapped in a tale of zombie mayhem, a resourceful couple flees from and picks off their undead pursuers with fast-paced ingenuity...
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Women. Young women, old women. The hair-obsessed, the politically driven, the sure-footed, the bony-butted, the awkward and compulsive and alone. Sleep-deprived and testy. Exhausted and accepting. Among the innumerable wives, husbands, sisters, and in-laws vexed by short temper and insecurity throughout this short story collection, Cynthia Flood's protagonists stand out as citizens of a reality that the rest of the world will only partially understand....
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*Featured in the One Club Creatives Holiday Wish List
The classic piggy market tale you love, but this time you don't have to touch anyone's feet. A must-have for any modern parent!
Based on the beloved nursery rhyme, This Little Piggy Went to Market in the City takes you through farmers' markets, where piggies grapple with insufferable hipster crowds, poke fun at fad diets, and contemplate composting, among other things. This will be a book parents...
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Just when you thought they'd moved out for good...
Being a mommy is great. So is being a daddy. But do you know what's even better?
Being an empty nester.
Oh, the joys of watching a fully raised child sprout wings and move away. Until the horrifying day...
That child comes back.
Goodbye tranquility. Goodbye cleanliness. Goodbye leftover meatloaf.
It's a fact that 22% of millennials move back to their parents' homes. (And that was before the...
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From the onset of the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020 ahead through the failed polices leading to an uprising against racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic, anti-Semitic and hate filled bigoted oppressive plans. They're meeting strong resistance in the halls of Congress, global protests, city councils, police departments, the US military, many denominations of faith, and in the lifeblood of every city, the streets. BattleRhymes...
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Through campy pop culture rhymes and beautiful oil paintings, the narrator of our book guides you through a list of things you CAN grab while offering more poetic ways to refer to a woman's genitalia than the word "pussy" that Trump so vulgarly used. As the narrator goes on, she lets you know more about her relatives (a reclusive aunt with a lazy eye) and her interests (Justin Bieber's Instagram) while never losing sight of her mission to make the...
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From August 2018 ahead through year two's midterm elections of the racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic, anti-Semitic and hate filled bigoted oppression plans. BattleRhymes Vol.6 Rhymes its way through a litany of social, political & ethical issues in an #UpslopeFlow format expressing deep concern for the rise of hate and lack of pushback. Contains more rhymes than Shakespeare has sonnets. ™️ After the 1st five Tomes...
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From Spring 2018 through summer 2018 in year two of the racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic, anti-Semitic and hate filled bigoted oppression plans of a piece of shit. BattleRhymes Vol.5 Rhymes its way through a litany of social, legal, constitutional, political & ethical issues in an #UpslopeFlow format expressing deep concern for the rise of hate and lack of pushback. Contains more rhymes than Shakespeare has sonnets....
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From November 2018 ahead through the conclusion & release of the Mueller Report on Russian Election Interference in 2016 during year three of the racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic, anti-Semitic and hate filled bigoted oppression plans meeting the resistance in the halls of Congress. BattleRhymes Vol.7 Rhymes its way through a litany of social, political & ethical issues in an #UpslopeFlow format expressing deep concern...
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The world seen from two set of eyes is enthralling, especially when those eyes belong to two people who share the same genes but different lives. For example, Mel Martin's view of Alaska in the 1960s and 1970s is certainly different from Elizabeth Martin's Alaska of this century. Besides, a father and daughter can look at the same thing and see two different universes. The book stretches from the past to the future, from Alaska to Russia, and from...
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From the onset of the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020 ahead through the failed polices leading to an uprising against racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic, anti-Semitic and hate filled bigoted oppressive plans. They're meeting strong resistance in the halls of Congress, global protests, city councils, police departments, the US military, many denominations of faith, and in the lifeblood of every city, the streets. Now the battle...
100) Rom Com
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At precisely the cultural moment you were hoping for, a dream team of smart, sexy, brunette, West Coast poets of Italian descent has passionately co-authored an intelligent collection of poetry that both celebrates and capsizes the romantic comedy. From the origin of the genre (It Happened One Night) to its contemporary expressions (Love Actually), the poems in Rom Com trace the attempt to deconstruct as well as engage in dialogue with romantic comedy...
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